HELLO THERE. MY NAME IS ELIZABETH, AND NO I DID NOT CREATE THIS FIRE. I WAS WALKING ALONG WITH MY MALE PARENTAL UNIT WHEN, LO BEHOLD! WE SAW A FIRE! NOW MY FATHER BEING THE LOWER FORM OF LIFE THAT HE IS, SAW THIS AND DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT. UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA, OBSERVING HOW CARBON DIOXIDE, OXYGEN, WATER VAPOR AND NITROGEN COMBINE TO CREATE FIRE. THE DEVILISH LOOK ON MY FACE IS MY LOOK OF COMPLETE AND UTTER EXASPERATION WHEN I SAW HIM TAKING A PICTURE OF ME. I AM TRULY SORRY FOR MY MALE PARENTAL UNITS MISTAKE AND I WILL DO A BETTER JOB OF CONTROLLING HIM NEXT TIME.