AHH, THE STUPID DARKNESS IS HURTING MY EYES!

R U ON???????????????????????????????????????????

In one of your fanfics, can you PLEASE make Switzerland in a relationship with a tall, blonde, long-haired girl called Alexia? (Who also has nice tits!)

XD XD XD XD And w/ a brit accsent?

No, a Russian accent. In real life, I have a mixture of British and Russian, for example, I pronounce 'pasta' like 'pah-stah' but everyone else says it's 'p-ass-ta'.

Then why do u arse? Or r u russian? WTF?!?!? Sorry im just confussed

I'm genetically Russian. I grew up in London. So I still speak with a British accent, but I pronounce any 'a' sounds like 'ah'. So that means I pronounce words like 'manga' and 'pasta' differently than other British people. And a few other words.

Oh

I fight everyone in the cafeteria on how to pronounce pasta!

Except potato. I still say 'po-tay-to

Thank god

Whoever says 'po-tah-to' needs to be executed. How do pronounce tomato?

Tomato but sometimes sense im sround my southrn grandparents so much i say tamatr or tomatr but u get the idea

Yeah. What is your pet hate when it comes to people?

My what? Pet hate? WTF?!?!

YES!!!!!!!!!

On weekdays, I'm usually on from 07:00 to 08:45, then 15:15 to about 21:30. On Saturdays, I can be on whenever, but you're guaranteed to catch me at about 09:00 and 22:00, on Sundays, I'm on about 13:00 to 22:00. All of this is in Greenwich Mean Time. NOW YOU KNOW.

Thx for the schedule:)

You're welcome. So now if I see you even ask me ONCE 'r u on' after this, I'm gonna have to give you the Darwinian Award.

What’s that? And is it good?

Apparently, the Darwin award is awarded to the world's stupidest people. If someone gets a Darwin award, they're not allowed to have kids, to protect humanity against their idiot genes. I'm not sure, tho. Btw , I was only joking, you will never get that!

Kk thx

You're welcome! How's your story writing going?

Well I’m workin on me fanfics and the one u want I’m still toying with

Cool! What's going on in the fanfics?

So far its me working on how to get my friends at least 1 line that they chose into a charactrs line in at least 1 of the novels…….…..……

A British phrase, meaning something very common that pisses you off.

Oh…… well when my freinds try and get me with some guy or when they do somethin on purpose or ask why im doin a british or very southrn accsent theres a list but u get the idea

Yeah, basically people in general. Next time you see your friends say 'good eye might!'

I dare you!

Kk I will

*laughs evily*

What does it mean mk?

And what does it mean?

Say it out loud about 5 times. You'll get it.

Yeah I still don’t get it........... sorry

'Good eye might' sounds like 'G'day mate' in an Australian accent!

Oh..

Say that to your friends!

Ok I will

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NPT: Ok then, I don't care.

*Gives WR back the present*

WR: thx

NPT: Maybe.

WR: I GOT AN IDEA!!!!!!!!!!

NPT: TELL ME.

WR: OKAY!!!!!!!

NPT: I'm listening.

WR: *pull out a present*

NPT: OHMIGOD IS THIS FOR ME?! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

WR: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its 4 USA!!!!!!

NPT: What's in it?

WR: a american flag and a copon to mcdonalds............