DEAR PEOPLE,
YOU ARE BIG BOYS AND GIRLS NOW, ALL GROWN UP. YOU CAN ENROLL IN HOME BANKING ALL BY YOURSELF. YOU DO NOT NEED CUSTOMER SERVICE TO HOLD YOUR HAND THROUGHOUT THE PROCESS. YOU WILL GO THROUGH MUCH WORSE IN LIFE, ALL ALONE. CUSTOMER SERVICE ALSO DOES NOT NEED TO HEAR THOSE STORIES. THANK YOU FOR CALLING. GOODBYE. (THAT MEANS HANG UP NOW.)