THE 364 DAYS LEADING UP TO SUPERBOWL SUNDAY; "I WOULD RATHER DIE BY DROWNING IN A CESSPOOL THAN WATCH SPORTS"; SUPERBOWL SUNDAY; "YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"; "SPORTSBAAALLLLLL!"; THE 364 DAYS LEADING UP TO THE NEXT SUPERBOWL SUNDAY; "THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS WORLD THAT I CARE LESS ABOUT THAN FOOTBALL."
