Well, I f**king knew you'd say that that Woman's Rights would be the main character! Only one way to settle this- the meme war of which character is the most interesting!!! My turn- 2p Dolores (NPT) is a parallel universe version of 1p Dolores. At the Chernobyl accident, 1p Dolores decided to measure the explosion using g her thumb, to see if she needs to seek treatment for radiation poisoning. (It's a real test-drive if the explosion is smaller than your thumb, you're fine, if not, then you've been exposed to dangerously high levels of radiation, and must find help, quickly.) 1p Dolores used her left thumb and right eye, and a piece of debris got in her left eye. 2p Dolores decided to use her right thumb and left eye, and a piece of debris damaged her left hand and right eye. The difference is that 1p Dolores' left eye is light blue, and her brain has been exposed to less radiation, and 2p Dolores has a scar on her left hand, and her right eye is light blue, and her brain has been exposed to more radiation, making her more evil and paranoid. Your turn!
Also, Dave is who I call Woman's Rights. Like I said, it's easier to call her by her real name, but that's your real name, and I'm not a creepy internet stalker, so instead, I'm calling her Dave.