LIFE'S A PLETHORA OF PEACHES, SO EAT ONE AND MAKE YOURSELF JUST PEACHY! DISCLAIMER: UNLESS YOU PREFER NECTARINES OVER PEACHES... IN THAT CASE, ANOTHER ADJECTIVE IS REQUIRED AND ANY PERSONS SEARCHING FOR SAID ADJECTIVE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT MAY COME ABOUT BECAUSE OF THEIR REFUSAL TO SEE THE PEACH FOR WHAT IT TRULY IS!