*sigh*.

True.

If at first you don't succeed, make a meme about it!

I'll b waitin on urs...
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I might die

America: aww, that's nice!

Me: does WR still love America? Or is she looking for someone else? If she's looking for someone else, what is her dream boy like? What does he look like, and what kind of personality

Me: she loves America and then later meets Romano is how my friend who thinks that would be great to have a double love intrist
WR: me nice? R u sure?

Coz I was thinking about making a new character- Pridnestrovie. He's a country who exists in real life, but he isn't really recognised as an independent country. I was thinking, that WR and Pridnestrovie would meet somehow, and Pridnestrovie falls in love with WR and becomes a yandere. Does that sound good?

Good perfect! Love it so that would come... PERFECT U CREATED ANOTHR CHARACTER AND HELPED ME!!

Ok then, now tell me: what does WR'S dream boy look like, and what's his personality like?

Well WR dream boy is british and blonde or brown (not uk she just likes accsents) and a six pack (always a must) personality would b kind but not like nerdy kind and understands her and helps her with her 2p and can calm Scare down and that Scare enjoys him when shes out and doesnt mind the fact that he can b just like WR

Pridnestrovie's real name is Arseni, and he speaks perfect English (aka, 'british accent') and he has brown hair and yes, he has a six-pack. Arseni has 2 different sides, his 'dere' side and his 'yan' side. His 'dere' side is the lovey-dovey side. This side of him wants nothing more than to be near WR, and wants to hear everything WR has to hear. Anseni's 'yan' side is the side he wants to hide from WR. This side of him is the one that has a dark sense of humour, and a list for blood and violence.

Perfect! Now can u draw a pic plz?

You're welcome!

UR THE BEST!!!

Maybe.

Maybe what?

Sure. What do you want him to wear?

U know what why not a uniform like uk but the colors of his flag?

hmmmm i cant decide so u decide

I might consider you idea.

Sweet! Can I c it when ur done plz?

Sure.

THX MK!!!!!!!

Would he have? Also, would WR mind of he was a yandere?

Who r u talking about?

Pridnestrovie.

She would a little

Alright, then Pridnestrovie would have to hide his yandere tendencies from WR.

Ja

2p NPT: this is a random thought, but can you guys sing?

WR: who me? Yes I cannt sing but I hum *goes to a closete and pulls out a big mirror that shows 2p WR*
2p WR: I’m the singer

NPT: LET'S HAVE A SING OFF!!! You first, Scarlett!

2p WR: sorry but we come as both cause she’s my musisian
WR: and she’s the singer
*America walks by* hay WR wait what the?!
2p WR: yes I’m the singer
WR: and I’m the hummer sense this is the only thing we can agree on

NPT. Okay, whatever. Sing however you like. Just sing. Oh, hey Al! We're doing g a si g off! You be the judge!

America: why is there two *human name*
WR: uh er um mm er I ugh NPT plz help!
2p WR: is this the annoying American u always b1tch about?

NPT: UM... WR has a long-lost twin

*Whispers* Bitch, you owe me one!

WR: *whispers thank u* yes this is Scarelette
2p WR: WTF!?!? Ive been inside ur mind and u think im ur d@mn twin? Ok it makes sense and this annoyin mericna is kinda cute............. now let me out i wanna see Alen and Flavio (2ps of Romano and America)
WR: U DUMB A$S!!
2p WR: im inside ur head!

NPT: Also, Scarlett has schizophrenia. She thinks she's WR's alter ego, because she loves her so much. You know, as family.

2p WR: RIIIIIIIGHT
WR: yes i apparently have a twin i was suprised to Alfred

Me: send me a YouTube link to a video which shows what someone would sound like, and I will do the same.

Me: ok something like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sQu0NYYvAAA

Wow, you love nightcore?! So do I!!! I prefer K-pop, tho. This is what Scarlett sounds like, right?

NPT: what? I have to sing now? I'm not that good, but if you insist...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qelXDh6TDy8opp

2p WR: well mine would b bettr if my musian hummed
WR: well i can in ur next round if there is one
2p WR: WELL U BETTER OR IMA KILL PPL
WR: u do that anyways idiot!
2p WR: NO S^IT!!
America: hay these r like the italy twins!

NPT: No shit?

Switzerland: my turn! Dolores, you do the backup singing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg

NPT: GR, you're next!

GR: aww really?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4jPZox7vwc0

And yes i love nightcore i added that then it deleted tge comment cause its a f*ckin dumb a$s!

I know I am!

GOOD!!

You're the best, too!

Aww thx!

You're welcome!

:D

Switzerland: I'm a peaceful person. I won't kill anyone.

WR: ....... swis army knives r
UDHR: swiss rolls
WR: WTF?!?
UDHR: hes peaceful cause of the delishious things called swiss rolls..... Emily (Harrys mom/UDHR's wife) loved them she was the reason i tryed them...
WR: dont think about loved ones it makes life more painful i told u this b4
UDHR: well some ppl rnt like u some ppl can cry without thinking they will b punished
WR:.... NO 1 IS SUPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT!!
UDHR: ur backstory isnt that bad!
WR: ITS JUST SOMETHING I LOCK AWAY DEAL WITH IT!!

NPT: To be honest UDHR, WR's backstory is quite bad, but I personally think it ain't shit compared to me.

UDHR: so u think sittin in a sewr isnt that bad? Ok i c it now
WR: u do relize i lied 2 u right?
UDHR: but why?

NPT: you didn't get cancer. Anyway, at least you made some nice ratty friends there.

UDHR: who said anythin bout cancer?

NPT: NO ONE!!! *whispers suspiciously*

WR: whats going on?
Switz: u can tell me anything whats bothring u?

NPT: *whispers to Switzerland* I nearly told GR how I (inaudible).

Switz: oh that

NPT: America! You heard us all- now decide who wins!

America: ughhhhhhhhhhhhh why me?
2p WR: cause if not ima kill ur fat a$s!
WR: dont mind her
America:....... idont wanna make eithr of the womens rights p1ssed!
WR: why is that?
2p WR: cause hes a wimp and cant handle us!

NPT + Switzerland: JUST CHOOSE, DON'T WORRY, WE'LL PROTECT YOU!!!

America: I think mic was the best!
2p WR + WR: U DONT THINK WE R GOOD?!?!?!?
America: plz dont hurt me WR *winks* im the hero!
WR: THATS IT U MOTHR F*CKR!!!
2P WR: D@MN U SEXIST A$S B1TCHY MOTHR F*CKIN A$SHOLE!!!!
WR: b4 me and Scare hurt u i wanna know would u like a drink later?
America: how? What? Why?
WR: its a yes or no question.
America: what will happen if i day no
WR: ik not to go easy on u
America: and if i day yes
WR: i still wont go easy on u but ull b able to move when were done
America: WTF?!?!?!?!?

America: DOLORES!!! YOU SAID YOU'LL PROTECT ME!!!

NPT: Bugger off, Alfred. You didn't pick me! And also, YOU ARE ARE NOT A HERO!!! YOU ARE A PUSSY!!! YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU'RE SO F**KING GREAT, BUT YOU ARE SHIT!!! YOU CLAIM TO HAVE WON WW1, BUT YOU CAME RIGHT AT THE END OF THE WAR, WHEN THE TRIPLE ENTENTE WERE ALREADY WINNING!!! YOU NEVER WON!!! AND REMEMBER WW2?! YOU CAME LAST AS WELL!!! YOU CAME RIGHT AFTER THE USSR DID!!! THAT'S BECAUSE YOU KNOW, THAT WHEN THE USSR FIGHTS, THE USSR WINS!!! THE ONLY REASON YOU HARDLY EVER LOSE IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER FIGHT!!! YOU ARE NOT A HERO!!! YOU ARE SHIT!!! YOU RUINED THE WORLD!!! YOU NUKED JAPAN TWICE!!! YOU F**KED UP THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!! YOU CREATED SO MANY PROBLEMS!!! GO F**K YOURSELF!!!

*NPT gets out her Swiss army knife, throws America on the ground and stabs him repeatedly*

2p WR: OHH GOODIE VIOLENCE!!
WR: well i guess i dont have to hurt him but ill anoy him! *wr walks over to america and sits with her legs to one side* so america u nevr awnsered my question earlyr would u like a drink? I have some french wine and do u rembr 9/11? I do u where awful u where cryin and spitin blood and u set ur head in my lap just aftr the first towr was hit........ hay do u like penut buttr? I only like crunchy what about u? Hay did u know north italy and germany r f*cking? Hay did u know that Mic and Framce had an affair? Also once Dolores is done tourtering u would u like me to help heal ur wounds? I once did it to Lovino but i wont call a hospital if thats what ur thinking ill stitch up! Hay can u do a brittish accsent? I was wondring seence u where raised by england...

*America loses consciousness*

NPT: That's a shit load of blood. Probably lost a fifth of it.

GR: ARE YOU MAD?! HE COULD DIE!!!!

NPT: Serves him right.

WR: NEIN I WAS GOING TO TEACH HIM GERMAN!!!....... ok I can handle this
2p WR: take him to a d@mn hospital
WR: NO!!
2p WR: take him or I touture u!
WR: u already do!
2p WR: NOW!
WR: fine but Mics paying
Mic: why me?
WR: NPT and I have proof u r@pped France
Mic: okay to the hospital we go!
*at the hospital we got the same dr for America as we did for WR*
Dr: what is the problem with u guys and hospitals?
Mic: idk
WR: well I’m calling lovino and telling him to watch over my work and to telling him to watch harry
GR: so things r getting close between u 2?
WR: no he is just not in a realationshop and is the closest to my personality

Doctor: It seems that Alfred lost a lot of blood. One of you need to donate some, so he has a chance of survival.

NPT: Why one of us?

Dr: the blood bank wouldn't be able to deliver the blood in time. I need you all to tell me your blood type.

WR: mines A- and hes O+
GR: mine is B-
Dr: and his is O+ so whats urs Miss Dolores?

NPT: Right, let's settle this once and for all:

GR, you're with France,you know, if I flash him to make him forget the time you raped him.

America, almost every Hetalia fangirl loves you. You'll be a promiscuous bachelor.

Me, I'll be with Switzerland.

WR, you'll be sad, pathetic and alone.

There! Sorted.

WR: wait what? Why can’t I get a happy ending u know what f*ck it I’m getting ma a date if it’s the last thing I do I deserve a person who cares about me other than Scarlette tho I don’t really think she cares!
GR: REALLY THANK U!!!!
UDHR: u know what I think she’ll make a great match with Romano let me give him a call and say that the wedding has been arranged
WR: NO DUMB A$S!!
UDHR: only joking here I’ll get u some help just let me make a few texts *he texts France, Prussia, Spain, north Italy, Germany, hungary and Canada*ok they should b here in a few

NPT: I was only joking...

*France, Prussia, Spain, Northern Italy, Germany, Hungary and Canada arrive*

NPT: ANSWER ME TRUTHFULLY, DO ANY OF YOU FANCY WR?!

The guys: NO!!!

Me: Should I create a character to be WR's boyfriend?

Me: no but witch do u think Romano or America I was all for WRca then my friend suggested Romano and I thought about the 2p sides and the 1p and now I can’t decided!
UDHR: no u guys need to help my little Couzy find a date!
Hungry: why of course I think America!
Prussia: nein zhe should be vith Romano!
Spain: I agree with Gilbert!
France: m-m-Mic!
North Italy: Aww I think they both have great chances!
Germany: vhy not America?
WR: great the shippers r here!

America: hey, babes! What's up?

WR: YOU LITTLE P*SSY A$S B1TCHY B@STARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

America: huh? What's wrong?!

WR: well how r u so calm sense ur talkin to a "feminatzi" im suprised u havent left cause u think i should SET THE F*CK DOWN AND ACT LIKE A LADY!!!!!! IF U THINK THAT THEN F*CK U!!!

America: N...no... Wait!

WR: What do u want?

America: DOLORES, I F**KING HATE YOU!!! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL!!!

WR: so it is true u dont care nevr did and only signed my document cause u had 2 i would lecture u but u wouldnt give a s*it u nevr did and nevr will

America: *backs away slowly*

*Whispers to NPT* DO. NOT. MENTION. THE. GENDER. PAY. GAP!

WR: WHAT DID U JUST SAY?!?! GENDER PAY GAP?!?!?! ALFRED F JONES!!!!!!!!

NPT: What do you even have?

WR: bracelettes colths furnature posters the womens right flag all of them simbles of womens rights a copy of the WR document and more!

NPT: Please tell me that the bracelets are gold, the furniture is expensive, and the WR document is valuable.

WR: the braceltes r idk and the WR document isnt the origanal tho its the first copy

NPT: I'm taking the house.

WR: wrong! U Harry and UDHR will have the house
UDHR: HAY COUSIN!!!! (Sorry if this 1s urs) GUESS WHAT I DID!!!
WR: what did u do now?
UDHR: I found out that NPT likes Switzerland!
WR: no s*it?

NPT: You need proof of that?

*Switzerland passes by*

NPT: hey, babes?

Switzerland: what?

*NPT French kisses Switzerland, and he kisses back*

UDHR: I KNEW THEY WANTED TO F*CK EACH OTHER!!
WR: speaking of f*cking hay Dylan would u like to watch North Italy and Germany f*ck later they do it around 8ish pm-6 am
UDHR: u know u can just call him italy and h3ll yeah! U know how much i love to spend time with my little cousin!
WR: u do know theres 2 italys right? So u dont call one "italy" unless its purl as in there r right next to each othr.
UDHR: ok whatevr
WR: its not like there the same person
UDHR: unlike u and *WR covers UDHR's mouth*
WR: Switz doesnt know about that foul!
Switz: know about what?

NPT: *tells Switzerland everything*

Switzerland. Ohhhhh!!!

WR: *stares at the ground* great now hes going to try and kill me like evry1 else..

America: *smiles*

NPT: *whispers too quietly for WR to hear* keep it together! Wait until she starts screaming, or crying!

WR: well r u just gonna stand ther or do i need to? *cuts her self off her own sentence*

NPT: Need to what?

WR: nothing nothing! Defenatly not the thing u told Switz about! And im not about ready to have an enotinal breack down who would think that! Or did i just hear something cause or did anerica say im right and always right and made said that women cado what evr the h*ll they want and i can say whatevr i want!

America: I never said that!

NPT: Of course you wouldn't, you're a misogynist git!

WR: Well then i must b imagining things *whispers* shut up Scare im busy!

2p NPT: Oi, America, did you tell WR that you've been cheating on her?

WR: me and america arnt dating how many times do i have to tell u it was one d@mn date! And sense when would any1 wanna date america?

NPT: OOOOH

America: *gasp*

*Russia comes out of the bushes, holding a camera* OOOOH!!!

Russia: This was all a prank! Dolores deliberately said that lie about America not loving you so we can record you making a fool out of yourself and overreacting so we can post it all over the interwebz!

NPT: Well, that escalated quickly.

America: *whispers* how could you say that?

WR: well I didn’t think we were but u know if u want to then
GR: NO I WANTED TO WIN THE BET WR IS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH ROMANO!!!
UDHR: NO SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH AMERICA THEY R BETTER THAN UR STUPID SHIPPING!!
GR: WELL HINK OF THE 2P SIDE OF WR THEY BOTH HAVE A CLOSER THING THAT AMERICAS
UDHR: WELL MAYB *WR human name* AND SCARELETTE HAVE A THING FOR THE AMERICANS SENSE THEY ARE IN THE SAME MIND OR BODY WITCHEVER CAUSE WR DONT EXPLAIN ANYTHING!!!!

2p NPT: BECAUSE YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF!!!

WR: HOW?

2p NPT: BECAUSE I'M SO CLOSE TO ENDING YOUR MOTHER F**KING LIFU AND YOU'RE JUST LYING HERE, WORRYING ABOUT TEA AND MEETINGS!!! WHY CAN'T YOU GRIP THE REALITY OF THIS SITUATION?!?!?!?!

WR: hmm well if i die i want my cousin and nepheaw to know and tell America he's in charge of my right

2p NPT: Actually, America doesn't really love you. He thinks you're a 'feminazi' and wants you to 'sit down and shut up like bitches should'. Only reason he's in a relationship with you is to raise his reputation after what happened in the Cold War and Space Race.

WR: *crosses arms* well fine then tell harry to watch over my right when i die then and i always thought america was a frog anyways

Harry: When you die, can I have your house?

WR: yes u can have my stuff

NPT: Can I have your stuff?

WR: sure but share! And b careful!

WR: and can u bring america plz?

NPT: Ooooh, America's in some deep shit! *Calls America*

America: Sup!

NPT: Get to bum ass over here, NOW.

*NPT calls Switzerland*

Switzerland: What?

NPT: Get over here, quick! And bring some popcorn!

WR: thx now *WR craks knukles* time to punish

NPT + Switzerland: dis gon b gud

WR: wheres da p*ssy they call america!

No, you won't. Don't worry.

Ik but its so long! Why didnt i do top 100?

Because you're ugly? (Jk, you're probably really pretty)

Meh I have a double chin...

Will you consider a diet? (Jk again, when you take the picture, do a side shot, and look up. It will hide the double chin.)

Its a double chin and thx for the tip tho its pretty big..

Well get you bitch arse out of McDonald's, then! Eat proper food!

I was born with it!

2p NPT: You clearly have no idea how obesity works.

Me: OMG, SHUT YOUR FACE, HOW COULD YOU BE SO RUDE?! DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S WHAT'S ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS?!

1p NPT: It's true. Beauty will fade away, but intelligence will stay.

2p WR: WHATDA YA SAY ABOUT THE AUTHOR?!

Me; thx 1p npt and mk

WR: Doloros plz need to keep ur 2 side cam like me

NPT: O-.

Dr: that means that you can donate your blood to anyone!

NPT: Yeah.

Me: that's actually true, if you have O- blood (I do) that means that it's compatible with anybody.

Me: Ik my mom works in health care so if u have any questions I can probably awser
WR: well I’ll b calling America’s family now and calling others so I’ll be outside if you need me. (As u can tell WR is the type of person that has working on the mind all the time tho it helps her with Scare and problems she has)
GR: oh............. well I’ll be waiting and I’ll get WR when the suggr is done k

2p NPT: Ah, is that so?

HEY, (WR REAL NAME) COME HERE, QUICK! I NEED YOU, IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT!!!!

2p WR; give me a second b1tch! *tranforms into 1p wr*
WR: yes ivana? And plz don’t yell u know it gives me headaches

2p NPT: So yeah, the thing is... Me and Scarlett got in a fight... And I err... Ha, ha... Shot you in the arm and leg, and now you're heavily bleeding?

WR: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and do e have a meeting 2day? if we do then i dont have ime to bleed i have 2 get ready.......... itlltake an hour 2 put the dress on........ ill just wear what im wearing now

2p NPT: OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST PISSING ME OFF!!!!!

*SHOOTS AT WR*

WR: what did i do?

2p NPT: YOU PISSED ME OFF!!!

WR: how?

2p NPT: I'm killing you, and you don't even care. I want you to care. I AM SHOOTING YIU IN THE FACE, FOR F**K'S SAKE.

WR: why?!

Hmmm, ok. Wait.

Whats wrong?

Nothing. it's just that it's late, and I can't finish that off today.

Ok i can wait

That's good.

YAY

2p NPT: YOU WANNA FIGHT?!?! YOU WANT SOME?!?!

Me: what else can I say except you're welcome!

For the kind words, the fun and the niceness!

Hey, it's okay, you're welcome!

It's just ordinarily being nice!

NPT: You don't understand how MY 2p side works. My 2p side is me, but from an alternate reality. She is not me. She is not in my head. She is a completely different person. I have no control over her, like I have no control over you.

2p WR: IF *human name* WILL LET ME!!!!
Me: awww thx
WR: oh....... tho she does have a diffrent personality......... its like a diffrent person but in my head.....

2p NPT: NAH, NAH NE NAH NAH!!!

2p WR: can I?
WR: just dont get us killed or hurt very bad!
2p WR: YES DANKE!!! (Thank u)
2p WR: *gets out katanas* Okay time to battle but no tanks or vehicals just guns or swords k?

2p NPT: aaaaAAAAAaaaAAAAhh, you little baby BITCH!!!

*puts on bullet proof vest and takes out tommygun*

TAKE THIS!!!!!

*rapidly and accurately fires gun everywhere*

2p WR: D@MN U B1TCH!!!

2p NPT: *shoots 2p WR in the arm and leg*

*2p WR falls to the ground*

*2p NPT approaches her with a katana*

NPT: THAT'S ENOUGH.

2p NPT: Y tho?

NPT: BECAUSE JAY FROM THE KUBZ SCOUTS UPLOADED A NEW VIDEOOOO!!!!!

2p NPT: OMG, JAY!!!

*they run off*

2p WR: ugh sense I’m in control guess that means I can go to meetings oh maybe I’ll get coffee oh wait we hate coffee right hmmm I’ll meet county’s in real life this’ll be perfect!

NPT: BITCH, IVANA SHOT YOU IN YOUR ARM AND LEG, AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT COFFEE?!?!

2p WR: im not worried about coffee im woried about witch hot tea ill try hmmmm oh i did get shot in the leg and ohh the arm too! How delightful! Man will *WR human name* b p1ssed!