GLOBAL WARMING CAUSES BERMUDA TRIANGLE TO MOVE NORTHWARD OVER WASHINGTON D.C. DEMS. ASSURE INVESTIGATORS THAT IT SWALLOWED- MISSING LOIS LERNER IRS TAPES, HILLARY'S 33,000 EMAILS, TRANSCRIPTS OF CLINTON/LYNCH TARMAC MEETING, AND 5 MONTHS OF IRS TEXT MESSAGES.
