MY FRIEND SAID YOUR LIFE MUST BE SHIT BECAUSE YOUR SINGLE AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS HAVE A LOVING PARTNER AND WONDERFUL KIDS. I TURNED ROUND AND SAID OH YEAH! ONE OF THEM WILL SOON SECRETLY BONE SOMEONE ELSE AND THEIR KIDS WILL GROW UP TO BE DICKS. WHEREAS I WILL BE FREE FROM HEARTACHE AND STRESS. WHO'S WINNING?