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SCHOOL HUMOR; A FEMALE TEACHER WAS HAVING PROBLEM WITH A BOY IN HER CLASS IN PRIMARY 3. THE BOY SAID, "MADAM, I SHOULD BE IN PRIMARY 4. I AM SMARTER THAN MY SISTER AND SHE'S IN PRIMARY 4". THE MADAM HAD HEARD ENOUGH AND TOOK THE BOY TO THE PRINCIPAL. THE PRINCIPAL DECIDED TO TEST THE BOY WITH SOME QUESTIONS FROM PRIMARY 4. PRINCIPAL: WHAT IS 3+3? BOY: 6. PRINCIPAL: 6+6. BOY: 12. THE BOY GOT ALL THE QUESTIONS RIGHT. THE PRINCIPAL TOLD THE MADAM TO SEND THE BOY TO PRIMARY 4 THE MADAM DECIDED TO ASK HER OWN QUESTIONS AND THE PRINCIPAL MADAM: WHAT IS IN YOUR TROUSERS THAT I DON'T HAVE? BOY: POCKETS. MADAM: WHAT STARTS WIT A C AND ENDS WITH T, IS HAIRY, OVAL, DELICIOUS AND CONTAINS THIN, WHITISH LIQUID? BOY: COCONUT. MADAM: WHAT GOES IN HARD AND THEN COMES OUT SOFT AND STICKY? (THE PRINCIPAL'S EYES OPENED REALLY WIDE, BUT BEFORE HE COULD STOP THE ANSWER, THE BOY WAS TAKING CHARGE) BOY: BUBBLE GUM.