You might be a Coffee Addict if:; You can short out motion detectors. You can type sixty words per minute with your toes. You chew on other people's fingernails. You help your dog chase it's tail. You can jumpstart your car without cables. You forget to unwrap candybars before eating them. You can change a tire on a car while it is still moving. You can run ten miles on a treadmill before realizing that it's not even plugged in. The only time you stand still is during an earthquake. You can ski uphill.
