My life

I WAS ONLY 9 YEARS OLD I LOVED DONALD TRUMP I HAD ALL THE MERCHANDISE EVERY NIGHT I’D PRAY TO TRUMP FOR DEPORTING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS MY DAD WOULD HEAR ME AND CALL ME A RACIST I KNEW HE WAS JUST JEALOUS OF MY DEVOTION TO DONALD TRUMP I CALLED HIM A C**T HE SLAPS ME AND SEND ME TO BED I’M CRYING NOW AND MY FACE HURTS I FEEL A WARMTH APPROACH ME IT WAS DONALD TRUMP I’M SO HAPPY HE WHISPERS IN MY EAR “WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL” THEN HE GETS ME OUT OF BED AND REACHES IN HIS POCKET I’M READY I OPEN MY WALLET FOR DONALD HE GIVES ME A SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS IT HURTS SO MUCH, BUT I DO IT FOR DONALD I FEEL MY WALLET TEARING AS HE PUTS THE MONEY IN HE ROARS A MIGHTY ROAR AS HE PUTS THE MONEY IN MY DAD WALKS IN AND SAYS “WHAT THE F**K” DONALD TRUMP LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS “YOU’RE FIRED” TRUMP LEAVES THROUGH THE WINDOW TRUMP IS LOVE, TRUMP IS LIFE