ON THE TWELVETH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY FACEBOOK GAVE TO ME; 12 DUDES IM BLOCKING, 11 FRIENDS JUST WATCHING, 10 FRIEND REQUESTS, 9 DOUCHE BAGS, 8 FRIENDS COMPLAINING, 7 STALKERS STALKING, 6 PARTY INVITES, 5 DRAMA QUEEEEENS, 4 GAME REQUESTS, 3 PHOTO TAGS, 2 FRIENDS FIGHTING AND AN IDIOT WHO WON'T STOP MESSAGING MEEEEEEEEEEEE