THANK YOU FOR CALLING YOUR LOCAL NEWS PAPER HOW CAN I HELP YOU? YES MY NAME IS JEFFERSON SESSIONS AND I DIDN'T GET MY PAPER AND IF I DON'T GET IT TODAY I WILL CALL THE ATTORNEY GENERAL; SIR AREN'T YOU THE ATTORNEY GENERAL; SHIT I FORGOT TO LOCK ALL THE STONERS UP FOR WEED ILL CALL BACK LATER
