{TO THE TUNE OF MY BONNIE LIES OVER THE OCEAN} MY BONNIE LIES IN THE SPARE PARTS ROOM MY BONNIE LIES UNDER THE BED MY BONNIE JUST RAN INTO THE CLOSET GET THIS DAMN THING OUTTA MY HEAD CHORUS GET OUT STAY OUT SO GET BACK YOU MONSTER FROM ME, FROM ME GET OUT STAY OUT DEAR BONNIE PACK YOUR BAGS AND FLEE LET RUST SETTLE IN THE SPARE PARTS ROOM LET DUST COLLECT UNDER MY BED NO GUSTS TO BE BLOWN THROUGH MY CLOSET AND NO MASCOTS HAUNTING MY HEAD {CHORUS} LAST NIGHT AS I LAY ON MY PILLOW LAST NIGHT AS I LAY ON MY BED I WEPT LIKE A GREAT WEEPING WILLOW I DREMPT THAT MY PARENTS WERE DEAD. {CHORUS} MY MOTHER WORKS AT AN OFFICE MY FATHER WORKS AT A BUSINESS MY BROTHER LIKES SCARING ME SHITLESS WHO AM I TO RESIST? {CHORUS} MY BROTHERS FRIENDS WORE BIG MASKS MY BROTHERS FRIENDS PUT ME INSIDE THE BEAR BIT DOWN AND BROKE ME AND I STARTED SPILLING INSIDES {CHORUS} THE RUST SETTLED IN THE SPARE PARTS ROOM THE DUST COLLECTED UNDER MY BED NARY A GUST IN THE CLOSET BUT THAT’S BECAUSE I’M DEAD