A Pizzaman is never late
4 ups, 3y
Wow, that made my day - bloody brilliant, thanks!
2 ups, 3y
Who said it was cold? Just because Gandalf was late doesn't mean the pizza was cold, he's a pizzaman wizard, after all.
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YOU'RE LATE. I BROUGHT YOUR PIZZA. A PIZZAMAN IS NEVER LATE OR EARLY. HE ARRIVES PRECISELY WHEN HE MEANS TO. TIME TO WRITE A LETTER OF COMPLAINT TO HIS BOSS. YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME, BOSS? YOU'VE BEEN LATE MANY TIMES WITH DELIVERIES AND YOU ALWAYS USE THE SAME EXCUSE. YOU'RE FIRED. A PIZZAMAN IS NEVER FIRED. HE QUITS PRECISELY WHEN--; GET OUT! FINE, GEE, NO NEED TO YELL.
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