Dad, what's an alcoholic? Remember when we were stuck in traffic and I was getting upset because there were 4 cars stopped in front of us? Yeah, I remember...But... Well, an alcoholic would say that there were 8 cars in front of us and start yelling at the drivers. But, Dad...There were only 2 cars in front of us and you threw rocks at them. Shut up and get me a beer.
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