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HI I’M PAUL; SO YOU WENT TO THE STORE AND HE BOUGHT A CAN OF SODA YOU DIDN’T LIKE IT SO YOU THREW IT IN THE NUMBER DOWN THE ROAD THAT’S WHY HE’S HOOKED IN THE FRONT IS POOPOO DO DO YOU DID YOU SONIC MARIO AND SONIC DO YOU SIRI I WAS SAYING THAT ARE YOU DON’T KNOW WHY THEY ARE BECAUSE IT IS SAYING WHAT DO YOU GUYS I HAD DAYS A WEEK AS I DON’T LIKE IT BECAUSE IT’S GREAT YEAH SO WHEN THE PEOPLE COME AND GO IF YOU BEAUTY DO YOU DO BECAUSE I KNOW