PEEING INTO THE TOILET AND MAKING NOISE; PEEING SLOWLY AND MAKING LESS NOISE; PEEING ON THE SIDE OF THE TOILET TO AVOID MAKING NOISE; PUTTING YOUR P**IS IN THE WATER AND PEEING TO AVOID NOISE; DRINK ALL THE WATER IN THE TOILET AND PEE INTO THE TOILET TO AVOID MAKING NOISE; DRINKING YOUR PEE THEN SLOWLY GARGLE IT INTO THE WATER; PEEING ON THE FLOOR THEN SOAKING IT WITH A SPONGE; PUTTING A MILITARY GRADE SUPPRESSOR ON YOUR BODY WHILE PEEING AND AIMING WITH A PRECISE 45 DEGREE ANGLE TO BOUNCE OF THE WALL INTO THE TOILET SILENTLY; PEEING INTO YOUR HAND AND USING A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO EVAPORATE THE PEE; NOT PEEING BECAUSE PEE IS AN IDEA CREATED BY THE GOVERNMENT IN ORDER TO KEEP HUMANS SKINNY