sir you have been in coma

NURSE: YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR 2 MONTHS; ME: OH BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TO CONFIRM MY LAST JEDI THEORIES:; 1. REY IS A SKYWALKER OR KENOBI 2. SNOKE IS DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE 3. CAPTAIN PHASMA WILL GET LOTS OF SCREENTIME AND NOT DIE LIKE A CHUMP 4. LEIA WILL SECRETLY TRAIN IN THE FORCE AND MASTER THE SPACE BUBBLE; NURSE: YOU DID GET ONE RIGHT