THESE ARE ALL THE THINGS I TOLD SANTA NOT TO BRING YOU. AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE, A $15 MINIMUM WAGE, IMMIGRATION RIGHTS AND OR CITIZENSHIP, WALL STREET REGULATIONS, FREE TRADE, PUBLIC LANDS, AN INDEPENDENT JUDICIARY, DEMILITARIZED POLICE, NET NEUTRALITY, THE FIRST AMENDMENT, AN EPA, FREEDOM FROM RELIGION, A WOMEN'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE, VOTING RIGHTS, RACIAL JUSTICE, NATO ALLIES, AND PEACE ON EARTH AND GOODWILL TOWARDS ANYONE.