"AND THEN PETER WAS FIGHTING WITH A SUPER WEIRD PIRATE DUDE NAMED CAPTAIN HOOK AND HE HAD LIKE A SUPER LONG BEARD AND A HOOK FOR HIS HAND AND THEN THERE WAS A FAIRY WHO MADE US FLY AND WE COULD FLY TO NEVERLAND!"; "...AND THERE WERE SOME KIDS DRESSED AS ANIMALS, ONE WAS OBVIOUSLY GOING THROUGH PUBERTY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS PROBLEM WAS..."; UH HUH, UH HUH. YEP. WOW. AMAZING. UH HUH, UH HUH. SEVERAL HOURS LATER; "AND I HOPED ONE DAY WE COULD ALL BE SCUMBAGS!"