ROASTED PIG RECIPE:; BUY A PIG; DRINK ONE BRANDY. PUT THE PIG IN THE OVEN.
DRINK TWO MORE BRANDIES; SET THE OVEN TO 375 CELSIUS. DRINK 3 MORE GLASSES OF BRANDY. TURN ON THE OVEN. BRINK ONE MORE BOTTLE; BOUR THE PEER ON THE PIG; GLASS POUR BRANDY ONE MORE; BAKE BRANDY FOR ANOTHER 4 HOURS; REMOVE THE OVEN FROM THE PIG; COOL FOR PIG TO WAIT; GET SOME BRANDY FOR ANOTHER SHOT. PIG CUTS; TABLE ON THE SERVE; GRAY TO POD.