POLITICIANS ARE CORRUPT MORONS WHO WILL SCREW YOU IN A HEARTBEAT; THE OTHER PARTY'S POLITICIANS ARE LIKE THAT, BUT MINE ARE OK; PRESSURE FROM THE DEEP STATE PREVENTS EVEN THE BEST POLITICIANS OF MY PARTY FROM ACHIEVING REAL CHANGE; TRUE BUT THE JOB ALSO JUST ATTRACTS CORRUPT MORONS WHO WILL SCREW YOU IN A HEARTBEAT