WARNING! YOU ARE ENTERING AN AREA WITH MISTLETOE! BY ENTERING THIS AREA YOU ARE ASSUMING THE RISK OF BEING KISSED. STANDING DIRECTLY UNDER THE MISTLETOE IMPLIES CONSENT TO ANYONE, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, ANY OF THE 4 OR MORE GENDERS, OR ANY SPECIES TO WHICH THEY MAY IDENTIFY AT THE MOMENT (AS WELL AS ACTUAL GOATS IF YOU ARE A FOLLOWER OF THE PEACEFUL RELIGION OF ISLAM), TO KISS YOU AT ANY TIME, WITHOUT NOTICE. ENTERING THE AREA WHILE INTOXICATED, OR BECOMING INTOXICATED WHILE IN THE AREA OF THE MISTLETOE INCREASES YOUR CHANCES OF BEING KISSED. MANAGEMENT TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY ACTIONS OR DAMAGES WHICH MAY OCCUR BECAUSE YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO ENTER THE MISTLETOE AREA. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
