I PAID $65,000 FOR A USELESS DEGREE IN QUEER STUDIES. AS A RESULT I AM STILL WORKING AS A BARISTA AT STARBUCKS MAKING MINIMUM WAGE; BUT SINCE I DID GET A DEGREE, I LIVE IN AN URBAN AREA, AND I VOTE DEMOCRAT, THE MEDIA CALLS ME INTELLIGENT; I WORKED MY WAY FROM THE GROUND UP. AT ONLY 29 YEARS OF AGE, I NOW OWN MY OWN MILLION DOLLAR CONSTRUCTION COMPANY; BUT SINCE I DIDN'T COMPLETE COLLEGE, I LIVE IN THE SOUTH, AND I VOTE REPUBLICAN, THE MEDIA CALLS ME UNEDUCATED