GOOD EVENING, I’M THE MEME NEWS ANCHOR, OUR TOP STORY, THE PRIME MINISTER IS AT THIS HOUR SPEAKING AT A LOCAL MALL, OUR FIELD REPORTER HAS THE DETAILS; YES, THAT’S CORRECT, I’M OUTSIDE CEREAL GUY’S MALL WHERE THE THE PRIME MINISTER IS SPEAKING IN SUPPORT OF A CANDIDATE RUNNING IN A BY-ELECTION; THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, IF I LIVED IN THE AREA, I’D GET DOWN HERE AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS RARE OPPORTUNITY TO MEET THE LEADER OF MY COUNTRY; HEY! CEREAL GUY, YEAH I’M TALKING TO YOU. GET DOWN TO YOUR MALL AND GET A SELFIE WITH YOUR PRIME MINISTER!