Another common lie.

Well, this is about as true as it gets :D

So true.

Another common lie - orange is my favourite color! ;-)

"You're check is in the mail" "I won't cum in your mouth"

Do the EULA Hula!

Hey, that’s my joke!

yup

I hate centi-pads.

LMAO

THat’s so me…

Wrong, all those other lies actually are told MORE OFTEN. Not only that, but reading the terms of agreement, it's mandatory, it says it, you can't lie about them. Nice try.

Do you ever wonder how many people check that box without actually reading the terms and conditions though? More than you would think.

This is the second first page post I've seen him trolling on.

Yeah, of course, took me a minute for it to sink in, but that's the problem with reading posts in the middle of the night! Keep up the great work - lovin' it!

noice

So true

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