I GOT FIRED, MY BOYFRIEND WENT NUTS AND LEFT ME, SOME LADY TIPPED OVER MY MOTORBIKE WHILE PARKED, I GOT A ROOT CANAL AND A COLONOSCOPY, AND HAD MY 45TH BIRTHDAY, ALL IN LESS THAN ONE WEEK... ... BUT AFTER FOUR YEARS OF BEING A REDDITOR, I FINALLY HAVE A POST TRENDING ON R/SHOWERTHOUGHTS, WHICH IS NICE.