LUKE, I'M TRADING YOU TO STAR TREK FOR SEVEN OF NINE, I'VE BEEN MISSING THAT SWEET BORG TAIL IN MY LIFE; THE COSPLAYERS' UNION WON'T ALLOW THAT, I'M SURE CROSSING SCI-FI FRANCHISE LINES ISN'T IN THE CONTRACT; THE ENTERPRISE IS NO MATCH FOR THE DEATH STAR, AND ANYWAY I'VE BEEN MATE-SWAPPING BUDDIES WITH CAPTAIN KIRK FOR YEARS; NOOOOOOOOO! STAR TREK IS TOO GEEKY EVEN FOR ME!!!