“THE NSA COLLECTS ALMOST 5 BILLION RECORDS A DAY THAT CAN PINPOINT A CELL PHONE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, TRACK ITS MOVEMENTS AND MAP THE PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS OF THE PERSON USING IT. THIS IS INTERESTING BECAUSE I’LL TELL YOU WHAT THIS MEANS. YOU KNOW THOSE CRAZY PEOPLE WHO WEAR TINFOIL HATS BECAUSE THEY THINK THE GOVERNMENT IS TRACKING THEM? IT TURNS OUT THEY WERE RIGHT.”; JIMMY KIMMEL