Batman Educates Robin On the Flat Earth

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Do you seriously believe the earth is flat? Or is this a joke?
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Nope. No joke. I'm not saying it's pancake flat, but it's certainly not a "ball" flying through outer space. We've been punked . . . . for 500 years.
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Why do you believe its flat? What happens if a plane flys to the edge of a flat earth?
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It's not like there's an "edge" that you can fly over. It's more like we're completely hemmed in by a firmament . . . and beyond that is water. I'm taking this, of course, from the Bible (as well as from virtually every prehistoric schematic known to man, the world over), which I believe to be true. The edge of Earth meets with the "hem"/barrier of the Firmament that encloses upon us. Kind of like when you get to the "edge" of a room and are met with a wall. It's not like you can fall off the "edge" of the floor. ;-)
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Where in the bible does it talk about a flat earth? and give me an example of a prehistoric schematic that supports a flat earth, Im curious.
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The Bible doesn’t flatly say (pardon the pun) that the Earth is flat, but the implications are there for something vastly different than a ball holding a lot of water on it with “gravity” and spinning around in “outer space,” much less orbiting the sun.

I don’t necessarily believe it’s “flat,” per se, as I’m not sure what the actual shape is. But I do believe that the land and sea (what we refer to as “Earth”) are as vast and wide as the heavens are, because the Bible implies this by virtue of the fact that the heavens are sitting directly atop the Earth. The “earth” in the Bible only refers to land—never the entire world that we live in (to include Earth’s atmosphere and all the oceans, etc.). Earth’s atmosphere is apparently contained in the “heavens” mention, and the seas are just that: the seas, the deep, and the water under the Earth. Never in the Bible are the heavens (or even the “sky”) depicted as being present under the Earth—ONLY above it. Genesis chapter 1 reveals that in the Beginning, the Earth was submerged in the deep or in realms of water. God created a Firmament and used it to separate the waters above the Firmament from the waters beneath the Firmament; so above the Firmament (heavens) we have water, and beneath the Firmament we have water (seas, the deep, the abyss, etc.).

The Bible also clearly states (in Gen. 1) that the sun, moon, and stars were placed IN the Firmament—not beyond it, not off in some “outer space” that encapsulates this tiny little planet called “Earth” in all of its infinite vastness. That’s hogwash. What we call the “universe,” the Bible apparently refers to as the “world.” The “world” is not “planet Earth.” It is the composite (at least it appears to me so to be) of the heavens, the earth beneath them, and the waters beneath the earth/hell/Sheol, etc. (It gets confusing sometimes; I don’t profess to be an expert on the subject!) Hence, the sun, moon, and stars are revolving in their courses ABOVE the “plane”/land we live on called Earth and they are both confined to and hemmed in by the Firmament (that sits atop and meets with the boundaries of Earth).
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The Bible implies that the Earth is so vast (broad) that man cannot know the measurement of its breadth. It also states, “The heaven for height, and the earth for depth” . . . seemingly implying to me that the earth is very deep, as the heavens are very high. It then implies that these bodies (heaven and earth), as well as the heart of kings, are UNSEARCHABLE. Can’t find it out—can’t know it! ‘Cause we’re measly humans! It also states that we cannot find out the works of God UNDER the sun. If we can’t find out the works of God *under* the sun, how, pray tell, can we find out His works in “outer space” billions and billions (and light years upon light years) of miles away from Earth? It’s all pure BS. Contrived to brainwash you, lead you away from God and the Bible, and to have you question anything and everything in the Bible . . . with the ultimate goal of your throwing both it and God in the trash can (as the satanic elitists of the world “prove” to you that it’s all a lie with their scientific theories-otherwise-known-as-facts).

Jeremiah 31:37 states by “reverse implication” that the heavens CAN NOT BE MEASURED, nor can the foundations of the earth be SEARCHED OUT BENEATH (emphasis on *beneath*). Spinning balls have foundations?? The Bible speaks of the PILLARS of the earth. Spinning balls have pillars? The Bible speaks of the (four) CORNERS of the earth. Balls have corners/angles?

The Bible implies/states outright that the Earth is long and broad (doesn’t sound like a ball or sphere to me). It implies in Gen. 7 that the high hills (mountains) of the Earth are underneath the “whole heaven” (Heb. “all (the) heavens”). The high mountains of Earth are underneath the entire expanse of the heavens? You bet they are!!
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Matt. 24 and Mark 13 declare that the stars of heaven are going to fall after the Tribulation. Rev. 6 indicates exactly where they fall: TO THE EARTH! You mean, the trillions upon trillions upon quintillions of stars in the universe are all going to fall . . . to little itsy bitsy ball-planet Earth that’s floating out in the galaxy? Rubbish! They fall straight down out of heaven (“the sky”) and right down upon Earth . . . as Earth (and the surrounding water) is the only thing beneath them! This further implies the incredible vastness of Earth (that cannot be known by man). These verses also confirm the fact that the sun is NOT a star and that the moon gives off its own light; it does NOT reflect the light of the sun.

I could go on and on and on.
Been lied to, friend.
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As far as prehistoric schematic, Google "ancient civilizations+flat earth."
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Right, because What's a literary device?
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I hope this guy is troll who just wants to make Christians look dumb.
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