SO MY OLDER HIGH SCHOOL COUSIN AND HIS GIRLFRIEND WERE WALKING PAST THIS OTHER HIGH SCHOOL COUPLE. THEY STOPPED, AND MY COUSIN'S GIRLFRIEND SAYS TO THE OTHER COUPLE, "MY BOYFRIEND HAS 3 FOOTBALL STATE CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS". THE BOYFRIEND OF THE OTHER GIRL THEN THOUGHT ABOUT HOW HE WISHED HIS SCHOOL WAS GOOD AT FOOTBALL SO HE COULD SHOW OFF SOMETHING AS SEXY AS THAT (NOT TO MENTION THAT THE OTHER BOYFRIEND'S SCHOOL SUCKED AT PRETTY MUCH EVERY SPORT THEY HAD). BUT THAT'S NONE OF MY FREAKIN' BUSINESS!!