BRIAN'S DAILY SCHEDULE; 1.WAKE UP 2.EAT A POISONED BREAKFAST 3.DIE FROM BREAKFAST AND GET KICKED OUT OF HEAVEN 4.GET DUMPED BY HIS FAMILY 5.COMMIT SUICIDE 6.GET KICKED OUT OF HELL 7.GET RUN OVER BY TRAIN AND GET KICKED OUT OF THE EMERGENCY ROOM 8.MAKES A WISH ON A SHOOTING STAR METOR HITTING HIM IN THE HEAD 9.GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING 10.REPEAT