We'll See if Kim Jong Un Can Destroy Chuck Norris Once And For All.

AFTER GOING THROUGH YEARS OF NUKE TESTS AND STUDIES USING KIM JON UN'S UNIQUE STRATEGIES, ANY SIGN OF AN ALIVE CHUCK NORRIS WOULD SCREW KOREA'S PLAN TO TRY AND NUKE THE WHITE HOUSE. HERE, KIM JON UN IS LOOKING THROUGH HIS BINOCULARS TO WITNESS WHAT COULD BE THE MOST MIRACULOUS MILESTONE OF HIS CAREER. HEY, LONG TIME NO SEE.