Just heard Florida has some really good real estate deals going on...

Lol

The snake thing would keep me away---lol---and no offense to people who live in Florida because I admire your fortitude!! :)

Starting to look more and more like a losing situation :)

up vote for you!

I think the average driver age is up there.

Lol

A lot of snowbirds will be heading down there soon and won't be back 'till April. Been down there 3 of the last 4 years ( just for a week at a time). Florida's had a rough summer and I hope the tourists show up for them. My bro just recently came back from Austin, San Antonio, New Orleans, and Memphis. They had a great time!

Good to hear! I made a joke about Florida on my meme but I would really like to visit some time—especially the Keyes or is it Cays??

You're worried about alligators? Those things are tiny compared to the Massive Salties in my backyard.

*Translation for those unfamiliar: Saltie = Saltwater Crocodile : )

I posted a reply to you last night but lost internet connection so looks like it didn’t go through. But I googled those and OMG!!! They are terrifying!!!!! Where do you live???

I'm near Brisbane, but we don't get many over here, at least compared to other parts of Australia.

Yikes—I cannot believe how big they are!! I have always wanted to visit Australia—but—JK—I’d still LOVE to visit :)

That pic is perfect! XD

Also, If you do come over, Australia is great in the winter. The Salties don't really show themselves, it's a nice temperate climate... You'd love it!

I’m sure I would really love Australia and maybe someday!!!

It's just a photo and I almost soiled myself!

Be glad you didn't live in Australia in the Jurassic. Those Salties are pip squeaks compared to the Sacrosuchus imperator (see image!).

That did it!!!.....I just soiled my underoos!......

Well, that's unfortunate. Good thing you have extras, right?

Right?

That’s crazy!!!!

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Even I have to draw the line with that one. I can live with salties, but those things are ridiculous!

IKR!!! :)

Dude.......it's been what....12 hours....18? I' m STILL having a hard time believing these puppies exist, or that I'd not heard of them until now.

Well, if you're still unsure, just come on over, and I'll see if I can find one for you! ;)

Yes they are unbelievable aren’t they? I have heard but wasn’t sure they were real and I think they might be around Australia—hey maybe I should meme about that place cuz isn’t that where they have all those great whites???? Lol

And Australia - Indonesia is a good croc area, according to Wikipedia.

Have you seen this movie? Pretty funny:)

What can I say? Ol' Snaggleteeth don't mess around.
The great whites are mostly in the waters of Southern and Western Australia, while the Salties are in the South-eastern waters. Oh, and there are all the poisonous/stinging creatures around the barrier reef and the outback. Either way, Australia is a fun place to live. (literally and sarcastically).

Lol—you crack me up!!!

I'm glad you enjoy my bit 'o banter. All of that's true by the way, Salties don't mess around, Australia would kill you if you looked at it wrong, and it's great to live on the coast (the view is great!). This is my home turf, and I love it here.

Last but not least... Darn you comment timer!

I believe every word!! If there weren’t a few “problems”, you’d be overpopulated! Lol I live in one of the most beautiful places in the US and if it weren’t for the fact that we measure our snowfall in feet and not inches, we would be overpopulated and everything else that comes with too many people! :)

Yeah, I've visited Wisconsin before. That's how I knew to guess there. It is a nice place, but a bit too cold for my liking.
Never been to Michigan, though.
That island sounds great. I guess you get to introduce the place as "superior living" or something like that. idk.

Yes, after living in Australia I would imagine it would be very cold here for you. Regarding “superior living”—never thought of it but I should have since half the businesses here have “Superior” in their title—lol. Well, enjoy your lovely warm weather there and maybe someday I’ll get to visit! Good talking with you :)

I can agree with that! Don't share paradise with too many people, otherwise it ceases to be so. Out of curiosity, what state are you in? My guess would be Wisconsin, but I'm not sure.

Lol—I am in Wisconsin but currently on my way home to the Upper Peninsula in Michigan which is ironic since the UP is actually connected to Wisconsin:) Also, I live on an island in Lake Superior! :)

Good talking to you as well. :)

Lol

Yikes! Good point:)

Pretty sure not photoshopped.

That’s crazy!!!

Must be selling burial plots.

Yep!!! Lol