WHO WOULD YOU DATE ? CONS: MOST EVIL WOMANLIKE THING ON PLANET, NO RESPECT FOR VETERANS, DISHONEST, LIST OF CRIMES SHE GETS AWAY WITH, BODY DOUBLE DIED OF SICKNESS, SORE LOSER, SUPPORTED BY CNN, PROBABLY TOXIC TO BILL CLINTON; PROS: SHE'S RICH. NO THANKS, I ONLY DATE HUMANS. YES, PLEASE. CONS: CREEPY, HAS A KNIFE, OBSESSIVE; PROS: LOVES YOU, IS LOYAL TO THE RELATIONSHIP, SWEET, KIND, ATTRACTIVE, WANTS TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW SHE LOVES YOU, EXPECTS THAT YOU'RE A GOOD BOYFRIEND AND STAY LOYAL
