Marriage

"CHRIST...I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY MARRIED THIS HORRIBLE OLD FRUIT....TOM HERE'S A HIGH SCHOOL WRESTLING/BOYS SWIM TEAM 'COACH'...HMM...WELL AT LEAST I HAVE MY CHRONIC ALCOHOLISM AND PHENOBARBITAL HABIT..."; "I ONLY MARRIED THE 'BEARD' HERE TO KEEP MY INHERITANCE MONEY...WHICH I COMPLETELY BLEW ON MALE PROSTITUES AND COKE...HMM...AT LEAST I HAVE MY COMPULSIVE GAMBLING AND HARD CORE VICODIN ADDICTION..."; BECAUSE EVEN IN MARRIAGE ...YOU NEED SOMETHINGS TO CALL YOUR VERY OWN...