HOW CAN WE LURE THE EARTHLINGS ONTO OUR FLYING SAUCER? ADVERTISE IT AS A NEW AND UNSPOILED TOURIST DESTINATION; TELL THEM WE HAVE SEXY WOMEN; CALL FOR PIZZA, THEY DELIVER IN 30 MINUTES; I'M TELLING YOU, IT'LL BE LIKE MAJORCA DURING HIGH SEASON. WALL-TO-WALL TOURISTS.