SO ONE DAY MY DUMB COUSIN DECIDED TO START TAKING DOWN OUR HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS. AS HE WAS UNPLUGGING A ELECTRICAL CORD RIGHT AFTER DIPPING HIS HANDS IN WATER, HE GOT ELECTRIFIED, ACCIDENTALLY TUMBLED INTO THE OUTDOOR FIREPIT THEY HAD, SOMEHOW LANDED BACKWARD ON THE KIDS' TRAMPOLINE AND LANDED RIGHT IN THE CACTUS GARDEN THAT HIS GRANDMA PLANTED. WHICH ALSO EXPLAINS WHY OUR SANTA INFLATABLE HAS A PATCHED-UP HOLE ON HIS RIGHT BUTT-CHEEK.
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