SO ONE OF MY PALS DECIDES TO CONQUER MOUNT EVEREST IN NOTHING BUT HIS HAWAIIAN OUTFIT. COMES BACK AFTER 3 HOURS OF TRYING TO GET PAST THE FIRST 1000 FEET AND RUNS IN TO TRY AND TAKE A HEAT BATH TO HEAL HIS FROSTBITE. TURNS OUT THE HOT WATER SWITCH IS BROKEN. BUT THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS