I WAS EATING BREAKFAST WITH MY DAUGHTER AND I ASKED HER, WHAT DAY IS TOMORROW? WITHOUT SKIPPING A BEAT SHE SAID "IT'S PRESIDENTS DAY." SHE'S SMART, SO I ASKED HER, "WHATS PRESIDENTS DAY MEAN?"; I WAS WAITING FOR SOMETHING ABOUT TRUMP, OBAMA, BUSH, CLINTON........ SHE REPLIED, "PRESIDENTS DAY IS WHEN THE PRESIDENT STEPS OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE, AND IF HE SEES HIS SHADOW, WE HAVE ANOTHER YEAR OF BULLSHIT."