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Ghost flips | MY JU-JITSU SKILLS ARE NO JOKE, HOW LONG TIL YOU’RE IN MY CHOKE? YOUR LIMBS WILL BE LEFT TO DANGLE, AS I PUT YOU IN MY INVERTED TRIANGLE | image tagged in memes,ju-jitsu,fallback flip to top position,no boring matches on my end,not a snugglefest | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
575 views 5 upvotes Made by anonymous 7 years ago in fun
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4 ups, 7y
1befyj | THE JOURNEY BACK TO 140 BEGINS ANEW! | image tagged in 1befyj | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Trying to cross off an item on my bucket list and get in the cage.
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3 ups, 7y,
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https://i.imgflip.com/1fkok9.gif
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2 ups, 7y,
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Very nice!!!
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1 up, 7y
THANKS BUDDY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2 ups, 7y,
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3 ups, 7y
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3 ups, 7y,
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2 ups, 7y,
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I actually set a goal one class to literally kick someone in the ass. Last sparring session of the night, mission accomplished...lol
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2 ups, 7y,
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Sounds like fun to me! I’d love to do that lol
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2 ups, 7y,
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2 ups, 7y,
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Lmao
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2 ups, 7y,
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That’s how lowrates and laziness act now.
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2 ups, 7y,
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1 up, 7y,
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I thought 5 months away would have been enough for them to completely get over it.

I tried not forcing anything and just making typical comments on their memes, and told laziness that Mrs Ghost loved one of her gifs. Never got a single reply no matter how many memes of theirs I commented on.
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1 up, 7y,
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Not that anyone would listen to me but I like you all a lot. I wish it wasn’t like this.
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1 up, 7y,
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Be my guest. Though since he thinks my apology back then was insincere and says online friendships aren't real I don't think you'll get anywhere. I've turned several imgflip friendships into legit friendships.

If the downvotes stop I'm totally willing to give them both a clean slate and we can even just go back to ignoring each other if that's what they want.

As long as the downvote parade keeps coming, they picked the wrong target. To quote the great movie Independence Day: "(I) WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!"
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1 up, 7y
I’ll see what I can do. I know things got heated between y’all but I don’t think they are hateful people inside. We will see what happens. I’ll try my best.
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1 up, 7y,
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2 ups, 7y,
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1 up, 7y,
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lmao
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1 up, 7y,
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Why I always make sure to tie my belt properly. Now if gi top would f**king stay tucked in when I wear it that would be great! I'm glad we usually don't wear our gi tops, when anyone gets it pulled over their head like in a hockey fight you just feel bad them while you're laughing your ass off, until it happens to you...LOL
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1 up, 7y,
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lmao yea that would suck having it pulled over your head you couldnt do anything to defend yourself
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1 up, 7y,
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Depends on how long you've been training. When it happened to me I was able to defend myself for about 3 minutes. Most of it's muscle memory and you can tell a great deal by weight shifts and changed stances and figure out what you're opponent wants to do. Offense is extremely limited because you can't tell what they may be blocking your attempt with (are they literally using their head to keep you from being able to grab ahold of their opposite arm, etc). If I would played defense above my waist and f**ked with his legs with my legs, I probably could have got out. This is the one time I didn't keep calm and relaxed in a bad position, because I'd never been in that position before. Even my instructor didn't enjoy me f**king with his legs with my legs last night. LOL, he refuses to tap out unless you lock something in 100%, even then he'll go hulk on your ass and use power to avoid tapping. LOL, he put me in a pretty defenseless position last night and play slapped me in the face. As soon as I got free I returned the favor, knowing it would be a mistake and that I'd be tapping out VERY quickly. It was worth it though...LMAO!
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1 up, 7y,
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yea i have always wanted to learn jujitsu, i have learned pieces here and there in the army when we would go through combatives training basically its hand to hand cobat, but not whole lot of jujitsu itself, they have levels 1 through 4 and i have completed level 4 but it dont match what you learn in a jujitsu class. I would like to get me and my three boys in it at some point
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My recommendation no matter where you live, is go somewhere that practices at full speed, but discourages jerking/explosive moves. Jerking/explosive moves is where someone can really get hurt. At our school we may locking something up going full speed, but then we'll gradually apply more and more pressure to the joint until you tap or we realize you're too stubborn to tap and we don't want to snap your joints (too many newbies refuse to tap due to ego). My second recommendation is to go to a school that does NOT have a fight team, or at least a fight team at AAA level or UFC level. You'll be second class students and most of the fight team members will treat you like you're not even there. I've heard so many stories about Minnesota Martial Arts Academy (pretty much anyone you've seen in the UFC from Minnesota has trained there) that there's not a chance in hell I'll train there. Though I do have money saved up to take Muy-Thai lessons from one of the students from there. She's cool and has had televised MMA fights. I've also get wrestling private lessons set up for when I'm ready for that bucket list!
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