I DON'T ALWAYS ANSWER QUESTIONS I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO. BUT WHEN I DO, I GO ON A LONG HARANGUE ABOUT FAMILY VALUES, OBSESSIVELY INSULT MY OPPONENT'S INTELLIGENCE WITH GENERIC PLATITUDES WHILE OFFERING COUNTERCLAIMS THAT CONTAIN LITTLE OR NO LOGIC, AND TELL LISTENERS TO GO TO MY WEBSITE FOR IN-DEPTH ANSWERS TO FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS THAT CONTAIN ZERO RELATION TO THE SUBJECT MATTER AT HAND. STAY UNINFORMED MY FRIENDS.