LAST HALLOWEEN, THERE WAS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW, AND SHOUTED TO MY WIFE: "HONEY, THERE'S A WITCH AT THE DOOR! WHAT SHALL I DO?"; SHE SHOUTED BACK,"JUST GIVE HER SOME CANDY AND TELL HER TO GET LOST!"; MY MOTHER-IN-LAW HASN'T SPOKEN TO ME SINCE.
