LET'S INVENT A HANDLE IF PEOPLE ARE SO DAMNED UPSET ABOUT BREAKING THEIR IPHONE ENOUGH TO SURROUND OUR DESIGN IN SOMETHING IF PILED TOGETHER IN ONE GIANT PILE, AND BURNED, WOULD DESTROY ALL LIFE ON EARTH IN A VOLUMINOUS BLACK DEATH CLOUD. AND SO: THE REMOVAL OF THE HEADPHONE JACK WAS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FROM APPLE TO ALL ITS PATRONS TO LISTEN TO THEIR DECREE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
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