LUKE, I AM DISINHERITING YOU AND TAKING ON JESSICA_ AS MY APPRENTICE! I'VE SEEN YOU UNDER THAT HELMET, DAD, AND IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S GOING TO WANT TO GO OUT FOR DRINKS WITH YOU; SHE FIGHTS WITH THE HEART AND SOUL OF A THOUSAND CELTIC WARRIORS AND WOULD BE A FINE ADDITION TO THE DARK SIDE! THAT, AND I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH A WHINY LITTLE BOY ANYMORE; MAY A MILLION LEPRECHAUNS SHIT IN YOUR LIGHT SABER CASE!!!