Why buying insurance; is such a pain in the butt; Yeah, I'm married. Does it matter? Really? Yeah, I'd like that. Who are you talking to? ... It's Jake, from State Farm. It sounds like a really good deal... Jake, from State Farm, at 3 in the morning? ... Who is this? It's Jake... from State Farm; What are you wearing, "Jake, from State Farm?"; Uh... khakis? She sounds hideous! Well, "she's" a "guy," so...