TURNS 21! FATHER SAYS 'SON, I'M PROUD OF YOU. LET'S GET YOU A DRINK!'; UNCLE AND COUSIN SAY, 'BRIAN, NOW YOU ARE A MAN!'; HE MEETS SOME OTHER FINE GENTLEMEN. HE MEETS A WOMAN WHO TAKES HIM HOME. HE MEETS HER HUSBAND. THE PREGNANCY TEST IS POSITIVE. EIGHT MONTHS LATER, THE LARGEST BABY EVER ON RECORD! THEY GO ON OPRAH, THEY GO ON MAURY. GRANDMA FINALLY FINDS OUT. GRANDPA DISINHERITS EVERYONE. FATHER IS SO PROUD. SO PROUD.
