My day was great, honey! How was yours?
Can you believe that I just came here for milk? I just printed this $100 bill this morning. Oh, wait - I *do* have a penny! You look like you could use a customer! Где хлавский калаш?
(Where is the khlav kalash?); Maybe it's free. Excuse me, but do you work here? But I shop here all the time!
hotkeys: D = random, W = like, S = dislike, A = back